Things Dave Hates

  1. Allergies
  2. Bills
  3. Service charges
  4. Gas prices
  5. Windows
  6. Insurance
  7. Stepping in dog shit
  8. Being away from home
  9. Liftlines
  10. Paying $11 for lunch at a ski resort
  11. Paying for parking, especially at ski resorts
  12. Spam
  13. White kids who act like they’re card carrying members of The Wutang Clan.
  14. Cell phones
  15. Phones in general
  16. Popups
  17. People who ride road bikes in the middle of the road.
  18. The word “kewl”
  19. Myspace
  20. I-70 Traffic
  21. Chicks that can’t ski
  22. Any beer that costs over $4 at a bar
  23. Seafood, because it kills me
  24. Walnuts, those kill me too
  25. Weirdoes at the gym
  26. Traffic cameras
  27. George W. Bush
  28. Paris Hilton
  29. Colorado Drivers
  30. Los Angeles
  31. Breaking Bones
  32. Crowded bars
  33. Golf
  34. Tele-marketers
  35. Tele-marketers who don’t speak English
  36. Customer support members who can’t speak English
  37. United Airlines
  38. The Yankees
  39. Lost baggage.
  40. People who think Denver is a major city. It isn’t folks. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, San Francisco, DC… Those are cities.
  41. The fact that iPod’s don’t have removable batteries.
  42. Digital Rights Management
  43. Dana Carvey
  44. When it rains at Whistler for 6 days straight.
  45. Canadian Broadband
  46. Canadian Liquor Prices
  47. Highway 99 Traffic
  48. Microsoft Windows XP / Vista / 98 / 95 / ME / 2000 / NT / 3.1
  49. Mr. Bean
  50. Lame ass companies that place my freeskier.com email address on their PR list.
  51. My health insurance costs going up at exponential rates each couple of months.
  52. Homeless people in San Francisco.
  53. turnto10.com
  54. Comcast
  55. The Locke Mountain Triple at Sunday River.
  56. Apple continually screwing over early adopters of their technology.
  57. Utah “nightlife”. C’mon people, learn to loosen up and have some fun.
  58. Southwest Airlines, it is like a bus with wings.
  59. Moving.
  60. 15 & 16 year old girls in Whistler who are at the bar.  Shouldn’t they be having sleepovers and talking about stickers or some shit like that?
  61. Sitting next to somebody on a plane who is obese and spills into my seat.  C’mon asshole, buy two seats and get the fuck out of mine.
  62. Sarah Palin, thankfully she’s nothing more than the punchline of a joke now that Obama won.
  63. Las Vegas
  64. American Idol
  65. Jason Calacanis
  66. Boston Traffic
  67. Parking in Cambridge, MA