- Got a sunburn.
- Started drinking before noon.
- Went in the ocean.
- Won a goat race.
- DJ’ed for a beach resort.
- Laid in a chair on the ocean and answered emails.
- Doused my entire body in aloe vera.
- Made this blog post.
Mission accomplished.
Archive for May 16th, 2010
Here in Jamaica. Just weaseled myself onto the wifi network without paying the ludicrous $16 an hour charge. Here’s where I’ve been spending the majority of my time. It’s an infinity pool next to the ocean with a swim up bar.
Do I have to come home?
I got sick of rum so I had the bartender at the resort dust off the martini glasses. Vodka, shaken, three olives. Excellent.
Bye for now.
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