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Aug 27 2007

So dumb it hurts.

Posted by: David Amirault in Humor, Video
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Douche BagCheck out the look on AC Slater’s face when this train wreck wraps up her statement. Horror.

This seems like the type of twat that Zach Morris would nail.

We’re going to go ahead and ask Miss South Carolina to not speak while she’s blowing me.


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25 Responses to “So dumb it hurts.”

  1. Traci says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:57 am

    Here’s my answer: Some people in the U.S. are just God damned stupid and/or retarded. Thank you.

  2. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:59 am

    I’d pay this girl $10 to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

  3. Chris says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:59 am

    There is a negative correlation beltween God given beauty and God given intellect.

  4. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    Chris, god (lowercase “g”) has nothing to do with the things I would do to this empty shell of a woman.

  5. Chris says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    And clearly I meant “between” and not “beltween”. On a sidenote, I love Maker’s Mark.

  6. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    And clearly this woman loves anyone with an IQ over 70. Why you may ask? Because those people can remind her when to breathe and make regular bowel movements.

  7. Chris says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:03 am

    And I would’ve thought she was more of an A. C. Slayter chick.

  8. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:06 am

    Something tells me this girl was passed around like currency in high-school.

  9. Chris says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:07 am

    Currency in high school? Don’t you mean slutty girlfriends or joints?

  10. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:09 am

    Don’t forgot alcohol that your older brother/sister bought for you.

    Enough about this bicycle of a girl.

  11. David Amirault says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:12 am

    Now that I think about it, this girl is one pair of clear heels away from having herself a profitable career in a burlesque show.

  12. Nick says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 11:05 am

    Has anyone noticed, that this may be the single most popular post on MMP?
    That is sad. Oh well, who cares, she’s dumb. It’s one thing to be nervous on stage infront of the nation, and AC Slater, but I don’t think she actually put together one complete sentence. I’ll have to dig deep into the depths of my knowledge of the english language, but I believe a sentence must contain each of the following: Subject / Verb / Predicate. Well, certainly her mind isn’t what will get her through life. She must depend on her looks and fellacio skills. One sentence she should learn is: “Please don’t get it in my eye.”

  13. Brendan says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Chris, if you recall, AC Slater dated Jesse Spano- the smartest person in the whole school other than Screech.

    Zach, on the other hand, woulda hit this like it was his job.

    And then passed her to Screech, the poor bastard. “Lisa who?”

  14. Brendan says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Looks like she got another crack at the question….

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RA55O01&show_article=1

    Personally I don’t think she did much better.

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