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First up, I’d like to thank Cait for putting together a real solid first post. Way to come out of the gate running hard.
Now, since she’s not coming forth with the Brittany “va-jay-jay” shots I WILL. Real nice to see that Brittany is keeping up with her regularly scheduled maintinance downstairs, if you know what I mean.

As a college student I often feel like I am in a little bubble and have no idea what is going on in the outside world. In order to counteract the bubble I like to keep up with ABC news. Unlike CBS which is too political or the onion which is fake, ABC gives me the important news that I want and need to know. The best example of this came today when I read up on Britney Spears… and the fact that she has been flashing her va-jay-jay all over Hollywood.

(See http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2688382&page=1 for the glorious article.)

The true high point of this article came about half way through when another washed up celebrity (I assume he’s washed up… I’ve never actually heard of him…) made the statement: “’She’s trashy,’ Hilton continued. ‘It’s sad to say, but the Britney that everyone fell in love with, the one that wore the school girl outfit, she was fake.’”

As none of you know, I was the former Mrs. Britney Spears/Federline for Halloween. I’m shamed to tell you this after seeing the road that Ms. Spears is currently going down. As you can tell below, I made sure my costume showed Britney how I, a true fan, see her. I supported Britney when she was a mouseketeer, a girl (not yet a woman), and as a mother. I just don’t know how to take this tragic news.

[Note: not pictured: ugg boots, mrs. federline decal on shirt, unflattering miniskirt, class]

Can’t wait ‘til the next album!
-Cait

(If you want to find the Britney’s whoo-whoo shots I’m going to have to leave you to your own googling)

Cait now has access to post stories to MMP. This should be interesting.

MMP regulars, if you would also like access to post interesting little tidbits of hilarity here please feel free to inform me so I can provide you with login access.

While packing to head back to Rhode Island for Thanksgiving, Slayer (my roomates cat) decided to hide inside my bags with hopes that she could come home for a week of rock solid boozin and eating. Unfortunately the department of Homeland Security frowns upon packing live animals in your baggage. Sorry Slayer.

Just got back to Colorado. I have a mountain of work to do. I’ll have an update at some point tonight detailing what went down back home. I’m exhausted.

I got a Nintendo Wii. It is amazing. I arrived at the mall at 4:45 and was the first person in line outside the store. How did I beat everyone there… Well, I know the employee entrance to the mall seeing how I used to work there. So, I beat the 150+ people by a minute or two and got the first Wii. There were only six. That’s a whole bunch of pissed off people.

It was totally worth it to see the look of absolute hatred in 143+ people who know they weren’t getting one.

Yes, I am evil.

So here’s how the weekend went…

Friday

• Dinner and drinks at Hapa (Sushi) with the Level 1 crew for Kyle Decker’s birthday.

Saturday

• Loveland to shoot a Freeskier.TV segment for the opening of chair 8 and all the new snow from 9-Noon.
• Noon > 4 at Keystone to check out the opening of A-51 terrain park. Grabbed some tacos and drinks with some folks at Keystone.
• Drove back to Boulder after Keystone.
• Dinner with Peter Olenick and Simon Dumont.
• Harvey and I then went down to Denver for the night to booze with Simon and Peter. Hotel rooms were had. Close to a grand was spent at the bar. Chaos ensued.

Sunday

• Harvey and I miraculously awoke at 8:15 and drove to Copper to ski for the day.
• Drove back to Boulder to watch the Bronocs game with cousin Ry.

Monday

• Work at Freeskier, then headed to the airport to FLY HOME FOR A WEEK!

Wowzer, skiing in November at Loveland.  Pretty damn solid.

Tomorrow morning myself and the Level 1 crew are headed up to Loveland to get a first chair on some of the new terrain opening. And since we’re going to be on the first chair, that means we’ll be getting first tracks on all that new snow that has been pounding the mountain. Thanks to Dustin at Loveland we’ll be shredding the gnarness all morning. We’ll be shooting an episode of Freeskier.TV, I’ll post the video here once I’ve got it edited and ready for you guys.

After I’m done at Loveland it’s off to Copper for the night, only to wake up and ski on Sunday. Not too shabby. Check out the photo below, that was Loveland today, 11/17. Damn, I love this state.

In this installment of things I miss from home I present to you all, the Bally Wheel of Death! The B.W.O.D. is an artifact from the days when Rob and Walsh worked for Bally Total Fitness. This marvelous device is simply a wheel that has numbers on it. For the average person this holds no substantial implications, however for booze-bags like the circle of friends that I run with this is a deadly device. Here is how it works.

1. You spin the wheel.
2. When it stop on a number, that’s how many seconds you have to drink.
3. Repeat steps #1 and #2 until someone passes out.

I look forward to utilizing the B.W.O.D. when I arrive home next week. Maybe I’ll be alert enough to post some photos of us using this marvelous device.

As some of you may be aware, I lost my Grandfather last year. So, when I visited my Grandmother a couple weeks ago and she showed me this I almost crapped my pants laughing. No, she didn’t buy the license plate. I guess it was lying around the house and she thought it would make for a funny pic in MMP… She was right.