Great e-mail sent to me today by T-Unit. I’m getting my new HDTV tomorrow, Comcast has already delivered my HDDVR and 450+ channel digital cable lineup and I already know that I don’t want to see another Red Sox game this year… Yes, I’m that disgusted.

Roxbury MA (AP) -
A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

6 Responses to “The Red Sox Suck”

  1. Giovanna says:

    You know, I read this one already and it took me until the grandparent part to realize it.

    Wells is gone BTW.

  2. Traci says:

    This has made my day. Ha!

  3. Dave Amirault says:

    Yeah, you gotta love it when your mom sends you content for your blog. Ha, nice work, T-Unit.

  4. Anonymous says:

    all you need now is something from andrew and big ron and you’ve got a very amirault week… oh wait… ron refers to text messaging as e-mailing… guess he’s out.

  5. Dave Amirault says:

    Yeah, I know he still doesn’t know how to respond to them. Ugh.

  6. j j slinn says:

    theres still a chance…not a very big one…its like tryin to light a cig in a huricane…it can be done…but dont bet onit…

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