MMP

One of my clients, they’ve got a huge freakin production floor.

Play the new Olsen Twins Game : Jailbait Surprise!

Are you kidding me? Look what this tard-wrangler has on the back of their vehicle. “Please Do Not Tailgate”. If I drove a Kia Spectra I would pray that someone rear end that POS vehicle into the junkyard. After I saw this I had to breakout the cameraphone, so I snapped a picture and the old bag came out to her car and gave me a dirty look… So I started to laugh and point. I’m going straight to hell. Ha.

Back by popular demand is the “Barbie of the Day”. Today’s Barbie of the Day is noneother than Barbie got Back… That’s right, if you like em’ round and big she’s got the goods for you. L.A. face with an Oakland booty. All the brotha’s want a piece of this double bubble. How can you blame them, this bitch has more curves then the Autobahn.

Ok, check out this little gem I got in my inbox today… Turns out I’m a TOS violator.
“I am afraid that textamerica does not permit images taken from other web site due to possible copyright infringement problems and therefore we had to delete several images from your moblog, we hope you understand.

Textamerica ”

Great, I’m not sure what they nuked from the blog. Chances are it was very funny. Well, this post is simply replacing one that was deleted by textamerica. I’m not sure what kind of funny text I wrote so I guess you all just have to deal with me not being funny again.

Ok, so charlie and I see an advertisement for the new Gordita Crunch at taco bell, so we make a god damn run for the border. Much to our shegrin they do not have the Gordita Crunch and continue to tell us that it is at “Participating locations only”. These asses, they got us with the whole bait and switch. I feel so douped! So then they go to put paper in the debit card machine and it took them over 10 minutes because the mental defective behind the counter couldn’t get her neurons to fire in a correct sequence… To top it all off, they screwed up my order and I didn’t get my double decker taco, did I pay for it? Of course… Damn idiots over at the bell.

For those of you that follow the blog, you are realizing that I have a love/hate relationship with the bell. I love their food but hate their retard employees that screw everything up with their broken English and sub standard intelligence.

I am undefeated at beruit tonight and am now the champion of the universe.

Oh man… I’m a geek. On the couch with a pocket pc. I can’t go two hours without a computer. Ultra nerd. Now that the apartment has WiFi (That’ i’m not cracking off the neighbors) I can browse the net from the couch on my pocket pc or laptop, let the laziness begin!

Just check out the shirt that that dude is wearing. Man, the bleachers are a friggin zoo!

Carrie and I are just enjoing the beautiful day here at Fenway while Pfif, aka CASPER deflects UV rays off of himself because he is impervious to any sort of tan.